I am really fed up, for the last three months working in production support. Code drops, bug fixing and installation on daily basis. Seriously thinking about changing the job. I don't mind even if it is as a waitor in the hotel, but the fact is that I will be a failure in that too. Let us c

Guest: Waiter!
Me: Hi, my name is Roshan, and I'll be your Support Waiter. What seems to be the problem?
Guest: There's a fly in my soup!
Me: Try again, maybe the fly won't be there this time.
Guest: No, it's still there.
Me: Maybe it's the way you're using the soup; try eating it with a fork instead.
Guest: Even when I use the fork, the fly is still there.
Me: Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl; what kind of bowl are you using?
Guest: A SOUP bowl!
Me: Hmmm, that should work. Maybe it's a configuration problem; how was the bowl set up?
Guest: You brought it to me on a saucer; what has that to do with the fly in my soup?!
Me: Can you remember everything you did before you noticed the fly in your soup?
Guest: I sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day!
Me: Have you considered upgrading to the latest Soup of the Day?
Guest: You have more than one Soup of the Day each day?
Me: Yes, the Soup of the Day is changed every hour.
Guest: Well, what is the Soup of the Day now?
Me: The current Soup of the Day is tomato.
Guest: Fine. Bring me the tomato soup, and the check. I'm running late now.
[Returns with another bowl of soup and the check]
Me: Here you are, Sir. The soup and your check.
Guest: This is potato soup.
Me: Yes, the tomato soup wasn't ready yet.
Guest: Well, I'm so hungry now, I'll eat anything.

after 10 minutes ......

Guest: Waiter! There's a gnat in my soup!

The check:
Soup of the Day . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $5.00
Upgrade to newer Soup of the Day. . $2.50
Access to support . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $1.00


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